Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Murphy's laws, page 54
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, objects
If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, problems
Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting
A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, quiet
You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.
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The louder the car alarm, the more likely everyone but the owner will hear it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, work
The vehicle with most mass has automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
The oldest or cheapest vehicle has automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.
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Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, essential, rightness
