Murphy's laws, page 53
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, insects
After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, day
The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need
Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, dark
The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, light
The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, people
The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light
If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting
When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
Your car never depreciates more as when your neighbor buys a new one.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
