Murphy's laws, page 3
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, problems, sex, time
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, people
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, home, house, love
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, parents, sex
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, garden, problems
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss