Murphy's laws, page 47
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Client Intelligence is a contradiction.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, customers, intelligence
There is no such thing as a perfect shoot.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, perfection, things
A clean and dry camera is a magnet for dust, mud and moisture.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography
Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, experience, need
The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, hierarchy, customers, self-control
When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, face
Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography
Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need, moment
Your batteries will always go dead during a long exposure so with the shutter open.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography
When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, night, film
Camera are designed with a built-in sensor, that senses the anticipation to develop the film.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film
When the level of anticipation is highest, this sensor causes the back to flip open exposing the film.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film
Lenses are attracted back to their source - hard rocks.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, rocks
No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film
The greater a photographer's excitement, the greater its chance of fogging film, scratching prints, and deleting files.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, chance, film
The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, numbers, people
Strobes only explode when lots of people are watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, people
