You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, books
Murphy's laws, page 30
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, education
All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, question, help, happiness, need
Dewey was drunk when he made the decimal system.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, mathematics
When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, time
If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, people
The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, teaching
You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, numbers
The English language, e.g. It's a problem when its be right.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, language, rightness
Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, hate
Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, hate, students, teachers
The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests
All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, law
The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers
Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, attention, law, nothing
The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, parents, children
Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
