The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, need, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 30
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, need, contentment
You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, books, contentment
The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, education, contentment
All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, question, help, happiness, need, contentment
Dewey was drunk when he made the decimal system.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, mathematics
When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, time, contentment
If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, people, contentment
The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, teaching
You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, numbers, contentment
The English language, e.g. It's a problem when its be right.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, language, rightness
Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, hate, contentment
Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, hate, students, teachers, contentment
The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, law
The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers
Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, attention, law, nothing
