In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, eyes, bad
Murphy's laws, page 31
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, question
When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests
When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, end
And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, end
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nature
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, waste, enemies
If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fall
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready, when you're not.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
