The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, parents, children
Murphy's laws, page 31
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education
In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, eyes, bad, contentment
No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, question, contentment
When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, contentment, end
And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, end, contentment
If you know you are correct, then you aren't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment
You are not Superman , marines and fighter pilots take note.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nature, contentment
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, waste, enemies, contentment
If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, air, contentment
If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fall, contentment
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready, when you're not.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
