If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.
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Murphy's laws, page 29
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
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A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, tests, education
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
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Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
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The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.
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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
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At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.
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Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
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The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
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The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
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The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
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The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
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