Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, beginning, law
Murphy's laws, page 29
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, students, contentment
Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, waste, students, time
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, tests, education
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, tests, contentment
Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, night, history
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, beginning, end, contentment
Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, school, mathematics
In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, students, time, contentment
You never catch on until after the test.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, school, trap, contentment
The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, contentment
The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, contentment
The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
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