Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, oath
Murphy's laws, page 28
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, bad, contentment
If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate
If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, contentment
If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, real estate, irony, contentment
A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings, boredom
Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, teachers, children
The problem child will be a school board member's son.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, school, children
When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education
If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, meetings
New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education
When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, school
The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, union, teachers
The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education
The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, time
On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, absent, tests, day
If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and will dislike art. If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach who took a winning team to the state.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about education, art, magic, state
