Murphy's laws, page 12
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, bad, nature, nothing
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about research
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face
A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about example, fall
The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about value
