In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, need
Murphy's laws, page 13
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck, life
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad luck, bad
If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, fire, fire brigade, rightness, things, face
Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about humor
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, trains, light, end
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
