Things are never as good as they are bad.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, life
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, change
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about optimism
If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, good, bad
The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day
When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible, nothing, man