A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
Murphy's laws, page 14
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about brain, contentment
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wisdom, contentment
Things are never as good as they are bad.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, contentment
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about things, life
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, change, contentment
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about optimism
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, good, bad
The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day, contentment
When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about order
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible, nothing, man
