Quotes about Time, page 22

The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.

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If you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.

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Irrespective time and route, the city buses are always crowded.

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When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.

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If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.

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The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.

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The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

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When it’s time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that’s the time the safe will refuse to open and the only safe/lock smith within 50 miles is on vacation and your CAS friend, Yellow Dog Tick,...

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You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.

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No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.

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Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.

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If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.

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The only time an easy shot can be called easy is after it’s been hit.

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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.

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The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.

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The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.

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