Quotes about Time, page 23

You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The first 90% of a project requires 90% of the allotted time. The remaining 10% takes another 90% of the allotted time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

An instrument always breaks at the worst possible time.

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The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If the audience can clap at the wrong time, they will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.

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The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Everybody wants to use the bathroom on the same time.

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Spending enough time and money, all human behavior can be psychologically explained.

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Everything gets worse with time except the wine. And this one, no always.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.

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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.

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When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

When dinner is on time, your spouse is late. When dinner is late, your spouse is on time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time