Quotes about Time, page 21

The simpler and quicker your transaction, the more complex and time-consuming the transaction of the person immediately ahead of you in the line.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.

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The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.

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Clocks will run more quickly during free time.

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Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration ofshit.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time.

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The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the time to shift change decreases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The tire blows at that time in which it is most needed.

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Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.

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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time