Quotes about Time, page 20

The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

Computers let you waste time efficiently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.

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By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.

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There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, that's the one the IRS did not receive.

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The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.

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If you do it right the first time, you will not be asked to resolve the problem and therefore will not be in a position to ask for a raise.

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Just In Time inventory isn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

In a 24 hour store, there are 5 customers in the store and they always come to the register at the same time, and again the customer with the largest order is the first one in line.

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The more complicated the job is the less time and useful information you will be given.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time