Quotes about Contentment, page 82

The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.

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You aren't Superman.

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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.

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If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film.

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The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.

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Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

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The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when animals are ready, when you're not.

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Flashes will fail as soon as you need them.

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Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

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When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.

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Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.

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When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.

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No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.

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It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon.

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As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.

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You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.

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You always remember just one more thing you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.

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The correct depth of compression in adult CPR is a bit less than the depth you just reached when you broke those ribs.

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When you cancel extra staff because it's so quiet, you are guaranteed a rash of admissions.

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If you wear a new white uniform, expect to be thrown up on.

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