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Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, thinking, contentment

Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with it's 10+ stat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sky, contentment

When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about writers, war, contentment, end

The typical job interview will begin with, so, what cultural stereotype do you represent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, perfection, contentment

The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, time, contentment

The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, numbers, work, contentment

You might forget your past, but your past will never forget you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about past, contentment

You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, need

Generalization: If you can quantize it, it is too small.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity they never cease to amaze you and go one step further.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity, contentment, faith

Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, bad luck, heart, bad, life, contentment

When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

If they will have gum it will be in a flavor that you really don't like.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, love, contentment

Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, parents, common sense, sense, contentment

If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad, rightness, being, contentment, time

Whenever you don't want to do something, is exactly when it needs to be done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment