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If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your street clothes, you will get dirty.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment

You can't push a horse on a lunge line.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If a horse is advertised “under $5,000” you can bet he isn't $2,500.

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The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment

You can't run a barn without baling twine.

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If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall, contentment

If you're winning, quit.

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You never run out of medical kits.

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If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about action, enemies, law, contentment

When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about army, city, contentment

Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, old, olderness, contentment

If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

Never count on even mortally wounded enemies missing you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about leadership, good, good luck, contentment

If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about death, end, contentment

As soon as the enemy puts just one more square of distance between you and him, your previous hyperfrag sniper rifle with laser sight, telescopic sight, bipod and extended barrel will spray bullets all around him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, work, contentment

The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about criminals, present, god, contentment

You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, day, being, contentment