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After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, contentment

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, contentment

Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, good, good luck, contentment

If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about duty, contentment

If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, contentment

Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, contentment

If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mind, contentment

To be a successful person, you need to succeed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, need, contentment

In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, people, contentment

If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about events, sport, contentment, time

Sticks and stones will break your bones but words will get you killed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word, contentment

As soon as you light up the commercial starts.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, contentment

The more you say you'll win, the more difficult it is to come true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Sooner or later you will spill your beer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment