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If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about self-control, use, contentment

After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, magic, night, contentment

No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment

Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day, contentment

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment

You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, contentment

Invariably, the melody will be in an instrument you do not have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You will have to conduct from a condensed score.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about conduct, contentment

The music stand you get will wobble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, contentment

If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, contentment

Give a strongly-worded lecture about punctuality and you will be late to the next performance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about punctuality, contentment

You are never as good as the previous conductor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck, contentment

Tack you hate never wears out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, contentment

Blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, contentment

Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, contentment

Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment