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Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment

The less you have to paint, the more paint you get on yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you're riding a bike - it will rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, contentment

To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word, contentment

The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time

If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, happiness, worry, contentment

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, contentment

When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment, bad luck, good luck, time

The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, things, contentment

The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, contentment

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, work, contentment

When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, contentment

If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, name, word, contentment

If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, experience, contentment

How do you know that the Earth is nothing but the hell of another planet?

Quote by Aldous Huxley about earth, hell, nothing, contentment

If the stupidiy would hurt you would be hearing people screaming on the streets.

Quote by Mihail Sadoveanu about stupidity, people, contentment

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Quote by Don Marquis about age, olderness, old, contentment

You can safely appeal to the United Nations in the comfortable certainty that it will let you down.

Quote by Conor Cruise O'Brien about nation, contentment