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If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, contentment, nothing, day

When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.

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When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.

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You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.

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When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.

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If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable.

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Travel is a delight if you have a place to leave and return to.

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When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.

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The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.

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If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

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If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.

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Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off.

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If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down.

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No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.

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If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.

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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, contentment

The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.

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You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.

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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

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The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.

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