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The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, work, contentment

The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.

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When you don't have much work all your colleagues will be busy.

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Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about security, day, contentment

The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.

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Only when you want to piss urgently would all the urinals be taken.

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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day, contentment

When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, need, contentment

You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment, people

When you are out of office, the most important of phone calls would be attended by the least concerned of your colleagues who wouldn't even care to ask who it was.. or wouldn't remember.

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Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about smokers, heads, day, contentment

The coffee machine will be empty, when you need coffee most.

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After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, work, day, contentment

If you'll watch your team during a crucial game they will lose.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, contentment

If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment

If you have enough grease & a big enough hammer, you can put anything... anywhere.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joy, tools, contentment

The television show that you watched once and loved will be discontinued.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about television, contentment

If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about season, time, contentment