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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, bad luck, need, bad, nothing, contentment

Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, beginning, things, day, good, good luck, contentment

The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, wish, end, contentment

The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, contentment

Losing a job is never as much fun or as dignified as you imagine it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work, contentment

If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, thinking, sex, mind, people

Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home, being, contentment

The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind, contentment

The more you have to pay for the uniform the less likely you will be to ever wear any piece of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Your Boss will always call you, when you aren't at your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, heads, contentment

When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment

When you are convinced everything works just fine you are overlooking something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you want to be busy, say that you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing, contentment

You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time

No matter in which domain you are working, it's intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about interest, contentment

The CD drive will not be even detected only when you want to cull out information from some CD. Just the day before that, you would have been playing music and it would have worked fine. If the Drive is working the CD would be corrupt/Scratched.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about corruption, music, day, contentment

The network would snap just when you were explaining an important point over a NetMeeting conference call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment