My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor