Quotes by Elayne Boosler about Humor

3 quotes by Elayne Boosler about humor

Elayne Boosler American comedian

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty...

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they...

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

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