How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

Quote by Woody Allen about god, future

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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen

Quote by Woody Allen about god, future.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen 1935, american film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright

Life period: 1935

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