Murphy's laws about Time
90 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about time
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Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
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When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.
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Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
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The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
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Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.
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When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
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There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.
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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.
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The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.
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There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
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