Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time