The only time an easy shot can be called easy is after it’s been hit.
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Murphy's laws about Time, page 4
90 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about time
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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.
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If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.
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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
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The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.
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You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.
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The first 90% of a project requires 90% of the allotted time. The remaining 10% takes another 90% of the allotted time.
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If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.
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The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.
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If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.
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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
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The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.
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The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.
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The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.
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The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.
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