When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.
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Murphy's laws about Time, page 2
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The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, that's the one the IRS did not receive.
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The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.
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If you do it right the first time, you will not be asked to resolve the problem and therefore will not be in a position to ask for a raise.
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The more complicated the job is the less time and useful information you will be given.
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The simpler and quicker your transaction, the more complex and time-consuming the transaction of the person immediately ahead of you in the line.
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Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.
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The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.
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Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
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When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
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The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
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Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration ofshit.
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Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.
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Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
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The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.
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All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time.
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