The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the time to shift change decreases.
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Murphy's laws about Time, page 3
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Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.
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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.
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If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.
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The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.
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It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.
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When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.
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If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.
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The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.
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You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.
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No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.
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If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.
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Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.
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