Murphy's laws about Cars
100 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
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When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.
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If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.
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The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.
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The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.
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After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.
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The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.
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Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.
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Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
