The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.
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Murphy's laws about Cars, page 2
100 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cars
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The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.
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If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.
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When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.
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Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.
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If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
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Your car never depreciates more as when your neighbor buys a new one.
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Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.
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If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.
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By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.
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If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.
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Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.
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A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.
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You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.
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