Murphy's laws about Cars, page 5
100 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
If two or more bus routes go to one stop; at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.
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The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.
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The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there's no air conditioning.
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The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.
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If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.
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The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.
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It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.
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Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.
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The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.
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When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.
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Every dork in the world wants to make stupid conversation and wont get of the bus.
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If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.
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No matter who you sit next too they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.
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