Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
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Murphy's laws about Body
11 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about body
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.
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Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties.
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If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.
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Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.
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Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.
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The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.
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If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.
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If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.
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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.
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