Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body
If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about body