Murphy's laws, page 40
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, physics, bad, death, god, nothing
It is better to be lucky than good in the battlefield.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, good, good luck
If god wanted boots to be comfortable he would have designed them like running shoes.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, god
If you survive the extraordinary things, it will often be the little things that will kill you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, things
Give an order, then change the order, will get you disorder.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, order, change
You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade
The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, things
The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight
Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, face
If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, animals
Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, home, house, bad
If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, fight, bad luck, bad
