Murphy's laws, page 40
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you think you'll die, don't worry you won't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, worry, contentment, death
Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, physics, bad, death, god, nothing, contentment
It is better to be lucky than good in the battlefield.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, good, good luck
If god wanted boots to be comfortable he would have designed them like running shoes.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, god
If you survive the extraordinary things, it will often be the little things that will kill you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, things, contentment
Give an order, then change the order, will get you disorder.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, order, change, contentment
You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade, contentment
The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, things, contentment
The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight, contentment
Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, face
If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, animals, contentment
Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, home, house, bad, contentment
