Murphy's laws, page 2
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment
A computer is only as smart as the person using it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you've got to think about.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, worry, name, contentment
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money, contentment
The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world
