Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice
Murphy's laws, page 2
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
A computer is only as smart as the person using it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you've got to think about.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, worry, name
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money
The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, feelings, woman
