
Murphy's laws, page 2
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
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Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment

A computer is only as smart as the person using it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you've got to think about.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, worry, name, contentment

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment


Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question


Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money, contentment

The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world



If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time, contentment