Quotes about Rules, page 3

Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Inverse Rule of Contracts: the smaller the dollar amount of a contract the longer it will take to negotiate.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Same rule just substitute children.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Every rule has an exception, including this rule.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought.

Quote by Margaret Oliphant about rules

A pure mathematical series would be one in which each term is derived from the preceding term by a rule.

Quote by George Oppen about rules

There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule.

Quote by Charles Osgood about rules

Abstract rules, which establish in advance what we may expect of one another, make cooperation possible on a wide scale.

Quote by Tom G. Palmer about rules