Quotes about Love, page 29

The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.

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If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.

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This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.

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The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

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The uglier the girl the closer she lives.

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The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.

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The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.

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Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.

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Marriage is the greatest leveler.

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If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.

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If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

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If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.

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You'll always catch fever before the first date.

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Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.

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Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener

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When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts

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Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.

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When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.

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The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.

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You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love