The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurtsQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love