Quotes about Love, page 31

1108 quotes about Love

Sex ends all interest.

Sex ends all interest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Cute now equal annoying later.

Cute now equal annoying later.

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Not everything takes longer than you expect.

Not everything takes longer than you expect.

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It's only kinky the first time you do it.

It's only kinky the first time you do it.

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The love of your life will only want you back once you...

The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

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You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after...

You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.

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If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will...

If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.

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Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to...

Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.

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You never truly know a significant other is until you...

You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.

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Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch...

Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.

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Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling...

Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.

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The difference between love and the common cold is that...

The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.

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The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the...

The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.

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If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

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Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.

Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.

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You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off...

You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.

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The one thing that will almost certainly come between two...

The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.

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The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

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Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

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Absence makes the heart go wander.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

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