Quotes about Love, page 28

1100 quotes about Love

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely...

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an...

The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

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The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what...

The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.

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Love makes believers of us all.

Love makes believers of us all.

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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid...

Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

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If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

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In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the...

In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.

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Celibacy is not heredity.

Celibacy is not heredity.

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The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be...

The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.

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The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

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If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where...

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

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A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love...

A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.

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Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat.

Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat.

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In Romance, and in Finance we play with Figures.

In Romance, and in Finance we play with Figures.

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A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is not 6/6.

A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is not 6/6.

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Before falling in love do take your backup, it always...

Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

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Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up...

Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.

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Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

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