When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love