Quotes about Love, page 30

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You're best friend stop being you're best friend the...

You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

The more you want a women the least she will want you.

The more you want a women the least she will want you.

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When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you...

When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.

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Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least...

Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.

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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you...

The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

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The best men (or women) are always taken or crazy.

The best men (or women) are always taken or crazy.

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When you take your time getting ready your date will...

When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.

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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't...

As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

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A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good...

A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.

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Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance...

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.

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Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be...

Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

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The length of a relationship is directly related to how...

The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.

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No womanmen is better than two.

No womanmen is better than two.

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Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.

Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.

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Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of...

Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.

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Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks...

Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.

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The other side lawyers are always better then yours.

The other side lawyers are always better then yours.

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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want...

The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.

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Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.

Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.

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