Quotes about Irony, page 2

When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

The more you like a product, the more likely it will be discontinued.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, that's the one the IRS did not receive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

All urgent and critical reports are handed out on Friday evening and are due first thing Monday morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

You pay peanuts and you get monkeys. In some organizations you pay doughnuts and you still get monkeys.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

You're not young enough to know it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Every aquarium will eventually leak.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

However, ironically, I was baptized Presbyterian, and went to a Quaker school for twelve years.

Quote by Brian De Palma about irony

Two fundamental literary qualities supernaturalism and irony.

Quote by Charles Baudelaire about irony

The supreme irony of life is that nobody comes out of it alive.

Quote by Robert A. Heinlein about irony

Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.

Quote by Jean Rostand about irony