Quotes about Irony

49 quotes about Irony

Medical science has evolved so spectacularly that you rarely find a healthy person!

Quote by Aldous Huxley about irony

There are no illnesses, but only ill people.

There are no illnesses, but only ill people.

Quote by Mircea Eliade about irony

The irony is the cheerfulnessof thinking and the joy of...

The irony is the cheerfulnessof thinking and the joy of wisdom.

Quote by Anatole France about irony

Irony is a grain of salt, because of it the meal is tasty.

Irony is a grain of salt, because of it the meal is tasty.

Quote by Thomas Mann about irony

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to...

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote by Aesop about irony

I always wonder about these fragile lines of demarcation....

I always wonder about these fragile lines of demarcation. If I hadn't known I was loved and cherished, what would have happened to me?

Quote by Armand Assante about irony

I was always the guy they called when somebody else...

I was always the guy they called when somebody else dropped out.

Quote by Armand Assante about irony

You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes...

You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them.

Quote by Albert Camus about irony

You have to be very rich or very poor to live without a...

You have to be very rich or very poor to live without a trade.

Quote by Albert Camus about irony

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for...

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

Quote by Bette Davis about irony

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up...

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.

Quote by Adam Garcia about irony

They spend an awful lot of money on I-don't-know-what in...

They spend an awful lot of money on I-don't-know-what in Hollywood movies; I certainly didn't get any of it. But they sure do love spending money.

Quote by Adam Garcia about irony

Every time I try to retire, or even think of retiring...

Every time I try to retire, or even think of retiring from acting, my agent comes up with a script.

Quote by Anthony Hopkins about irony

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I...

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

Quote by Angelina Jolie about irony

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Quote by Jack Nicholson about irony

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the...

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when...

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

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