Quotes about Customers, page 2

You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The client's disk won't run on your equipment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

Your client won't get it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The client would not have gone through the report/brief before attending your well rehearsed presentation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The floppy which worked perfectly alright few minutes ago on your machine will not open in your boss's or client's machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

Our goal is to be the industry leader in UNIX systems and solutions and in the process better serve customers and offer them choices in the market.

Quote by John Patrick about customers

Courteous treatment will make a customer a walking advertisement.

Quote by James Cash Penney about customers

I never trust an executive who tends to pass the buck. Nor would I want to deal with him as a customer or a supplier.

Quote by James Cash Penney about customers

The well-satisfied customer will bring the repeat sale that counts.

Quote by James Cash Penney about customers

We can serve our customers well only if our buying jobs are right. You cannot sell if you haven't ordered wanted goods into your store.

Quote by James Cash Penney about customers