Quotes about Customers

35 quotes about Customers

I still owe a duty of loyalty to my clients and former clients, so I cannot specify which clients I did not especially find congenial, but the cause was the same.

Quote by Floyd Abrams about customers

A client is to me a mere unit, a factor in a problem.

A client is to me a mere unit, a factor in a problem.

Quote by Arthur Conan Doyle about customers

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of...

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Quote by Bill Gates about customers

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only...

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.

Quote by Henry Ford about customers

A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, ...

A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

A system software crash will cause hardware to act...

A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is...

The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the...

In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the customer has coupons and wants to write a check.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

In a 24 hour store, there are 5 customers in the store and they always come to the register at the same time, and again the customer with the largest order is the first one in line.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The Customer is always unhappy about your product and...

The Customer is always unhappy about your product and service.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

When a customer says: It's perfect except... you know it...

When a customer says: It's perfect except... you know it will be necessary to rebuild the whole piece.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then...

When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

Client Intelligence is a contradiction.

Client Intelligence is a contradiction.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional...

The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any...

The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The serge only eats the customer's garment.

The serge only eats the customer's garment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The index entry you leave out will be the first one the...

The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If three designs are shown to a client, your least...

If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The best designs never survive contact with the client.

The best designs never survive contact with the client.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

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