Quotes about Contentment, page 81

Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.

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When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

It only becomes a riot right after you show up.

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If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.

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The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.

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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.

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You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.

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If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.

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The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.

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The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.

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You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.

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The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.

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Suspects always hide in the last place you look.

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Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.

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If your Captain can see you then so can the public.

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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.

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The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment