Quotes about Computers by Edward A. Murphy
133 quotes about Computers by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
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Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
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Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
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The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
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Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
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Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.
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A 'debugged' program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.
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A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
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A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.
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Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
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Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.
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The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.
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The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
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