Quotes about Bad, page 10

If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

When there are two possible forms to fill out on any given matter, the wrong form is always filled out at first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

The wrong form is not discovered until it has been signed by all parties concerned, sealed, and delivered.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If there are two ways to spell a name, the wrong one will be selected.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If the audience can clap at the wrong time, they will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Lube something good and it only gets better, lube something bad and it only gets worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong.

Quote by Daniel O'Connell about bad

There is nothing politically right that is morally wrong.

Quote by Daniel O'Connell about bad

Pain always produces logic, which is very bad for you.

Quote by Frank O'Hara about bad

People have no tolerance, they think all bugs are bad. It's the American way, if you don't like something, kill it.

Quote by Carl Olson about bad