I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.Quote by Joe Orton about opinion, envy, body
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.Quote by Joe Orton about children, present
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.Quote by Joe Orton about encouragement, police
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.Quote by Joe Orton about people, bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck