Quotes about Bad, page 8

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

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A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.

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If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.

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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

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Everything goes wrong all at once.

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In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.

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If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.

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Things are never as good as they are bad.

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If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.

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If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

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The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.

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The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

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The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.

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The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.

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When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.

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In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.

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Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

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All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

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If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

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Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.

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